Time:
One night, in the wee hours of the morning… 3rd Nov 2005, 2:16 a.m.

Characters:
Tiong as Idiotic Friend
Connie as the Other Idiotic Friend Who Was Dumb Enough To Play Along

Setting: On MSN

(N.B. This has been edited slightly.)


abooga boo : CONNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
connie~ : yesh?
abooga boo : FOOOOOOOOOONGGGGGGGGGGGGG
abooga boo : HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
connie~ : = *blink*
connie~ : er....
connie~ : HIIIIIIIIIIII TIONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
connie~ : IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU TOO!!!
connie~ : =P
abooga boo : YAYYYYYYYY
abooga boo : IT'S A WONDAHFOOL DAYYYYYYYYYY
abooga boo : LOVELY LOVELY
abooga boo : =D
connie~ : er....
connie~ : yes, it's simply a MAH-VELLOUS day, isn't it?
connie~ : (shall play along even though i have NO idea what has gotten into you~)
connie~ : ^_^
abooga boo : it EES! it EES! ab-soh-lootly! MAH-VALOUS day izzen it? lovely.. oh.. gracious me... my my.. what an ADOH-RABLE little thing..
abooga boo : oh my oh my... life's so full of surprises
abooga boo : now now.. toodles...~ run along
abooga boo : okay. connie dear.. so how HAVE you been.. how HAVE you been i ask you.. hmm hmm ? how come you dont write me anymore
abooga boo : why it must be all that work.. oh dear.. you SHOULD really take some rest..
abooga boo : here, let me make some tea for you.. tea ok? any sugar?
connie~ : er.... yes, thank you very much.
abooga boo : never mind. i'll put some in for you. you just sit down and relax
connie~ : oh, but I really can't - i have so much to do -
connie~ : *secretly laughs*
connie~ : are you sure you're feeling alright, my dear boy? *puts hand to forehead* hmm...~
abooga boo : why of course im fine... silly...
abooga boo : ok tea's ready.. here here.. sip it
connie~ : ok.... *stares*
connie~ : *takes cup and sips slowly*
abooga boo : sip it! sip it slowly.. its abit warm...
connie~ : thank you....
connie~ : *raises eyebrow*
abooga boo : yes yes.. ur welcome *occupies myself with biscuit jars*
abooga boo : where are your scones? hmm?
abooga boo : its been ages since ive had one of your mah-valous butter scones.. i simply must
connie~ : oh of course... let me ask my dear maidservant here to get it....
connie~ : *calls loudly* Maaarrryyy-Annneeeee!!!
connie~ : you must excuse my loudness *laughs delicately*
abooga boo : (AHAHAHAHA UR SO GAY)
abooga boo : (U SURPASS ME WITHOUT EVEN TRYING AS HARD)
abooga boo : (LOLLLLLLL)
connie~ : (YOU STARTED IT, FOOL!!!! >=\ )
connie~ : (GRRRRRR)
connie~ : *turns to imaginary maidservant* Oh, Mary ANne, do get some of that lovely butter scones which our dear guest here enjoys so much
connie~ : *turns back to idiotic friend* There, there, the butter scones are on their way, dah-ling, help yourself to more of these biscuits in the meantime.
abooga boo : but.. *takes a bite* oh dear...
abooga boo : these are ...
abooga boo : oh dear...
abooga boo : *moan*
abooga boo : simply...... *moan more*
abooga boo : amazing....
abooga boo : (LOL)
connie~ : =/
connie~ : er.... of course, dear *hastily takes away the biscuits*
connie~ : (I SHOULD POST UP THIS CONVERSATION =D )
connie~ : anyway, mary-anne IS certainly taking her own sweet time.... do excuse me for a moment while i check ...
connie~ : *excuses myself*
connie~ : *imaginary few minutes pass by*
abooga boo : my.. *takes more greedy bites*
abooga boo : i didnt know you could... bake...
abooga boo : like THIS
abooga boo : (ok im gonna stop.. getting abit disgusting)
connie~ : *comes back holding a plate of the LOVELY butter scones which the Idiotic Friend loves *
connie~ : (LOL~)


Methinks Tiong was intoxicated by the S'pore air...